misinterpretation i guess?

okay listen here buddy, we had a one night talk. it was a nice conversation actually :) plus u are really fun to chat with. but please... DON'T GET ME WRONG. i tak rase pon mlm tu bile i on the phone dengan u i ade flirt2 dengan u. tak ada langsung cik abg oi! i tak kenal u pon, takkan la nk menggatal tibe2. eeewwww! gile biatch! i was talking to u as a friend mister, i repeat FRIEND. plus, u're a really good listener. i like that. but that's it. i like u just like that, like a FRIEND.

i was really comfortable with you until u started to act differently after that night, i mean i can sense something. call me 'perasan' or whatever but hey it was kinda obvious. i'm not dumb, duhhh -__- and this is sad because i want nothing more than a friend lah u. please, u're making me quite uncomfortable rite now. i don't want you to expect anything from me. please, this is something i don't like ; having someone having high hope on you.

i don't know how to say to you this ; i'm not interested in you, i mean not interested in being your gf or whatever. yes it's a lil bit rough there but that's the truth. the truth always hurts kan? well, truth = reality and reality = hurts. got that?

and what's up with theeeesssseeee people nowadays? just because i'm single doesn't mean i need a bf asap! adoihhh, i enjoy being single right now and furthermore i 've been busy nowadays so if i have a bf, confirm bf aku 'bf terabai'. daaahhhhh die lari pulak nnti. kan payah tu. haha

come on laaaaa kawan, u tak rase pelik ke sebab i ni obviously pernah had 'something special' (if you want to call it that) with ur friend. ur close friend! i guess laaa coz u seem close. hehe. kan? tak rase weird ke kan? nak kate u tak tahu tipu lah. i'm sure u're well aware of that. kalau in girls world la kan, its a NO-NO to hit on your friend's ex! it's like the key to ruin a freindship! i don't know bout you boys, but korg mmg suke ke passing2 ex korg? oh! what a gentlemen! -__-

footnote : so moral of the story is pemahaman bahasa melayu itu wajib anda kuasai untuk mengelakkan misinterpretation data supaya kes2 seperi berikut tidak berlaku dan tidak menyusahkan org.